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…and now…another installment of…
NAME THAT CORPSE!
If you answered shamed Italian fascist dictator Benito Mussolini, you would be right!
June 2011
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A low-hanging branch was twisted and broken in a snow storm awhile back (which also downed a lot of other trees on my friend’s 20 acre property), blocking one of the entry roads to the house, so while his chainsaw is currently being repaired we figured we’d tie my heavy-load tow strap to the branch and rip it off the rest of the way with my 4Runner, but that branch turned out to be a...
April 2011
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December 2010
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July 2010
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Remembering The Dead
Every time some old rich windbag dies, it’s as if all the shitty things they did in their life are completely nullified and instead replaced with the “charitable” things they did. “Sure, business tycoon William Archibald III was a rude, arrogant asshole and would have buried his own mother alive on Christmas if it made him money, but look at all the great things he did with...
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I’m also on twitter! @redcore
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June 2010
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May 2010
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“There was muff flyin’ everywhere. Talkin’ knee deep in muff. Had to get your...”
– Will Ferrell as George W. Bush, “Your Welcome, America: A Final Night With George W. Bush”
hellocuriosity-deactivated20101 asked: You are quite welcome and thanks for following me also:] I find your blog to be interesting. Also thank you for actually reading the few times i write something on my blog. How is California? Seems like majority of my followers are from there. May i ask also if that is your horse in the pic?
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After-Workout Sammich
So, I work out quite a bit. Right now, that’s 7 days a week for at least an hour a day (6 days of the week @ 1.5 hours/day). I work out every weekday with two personal trainers and another guy trying to get in shape/lose weight. As far as my trainers, think Bob and Jillian from The Biggest Loser. They’re tough and work us hard. Before signing up for this 6 week regiment, I was in...
April 2010
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Dear TheDailyWhat:
I think it’s time to retire the minimalist posters. Seriously.
Also: enough cluttering my tumblr dashboard with what clearly looks like wannabe viral advertising (like the shitpiles of Toy Story 3 posts) and shitty band music videos (and why do you keep posting Insane Clown Posse bullshit? Pretty sure they had their relevancy card revoked like 10 fucking years ago).
I swear there’s...
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Cameron Moll Colosseo iPad Martian Giveaway →
(via paulstraw)
Neat video … and the artwork is pretty nifty. Euphoria for font nerds, etc.
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March 2010
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IFC Just Got 100x Awesomer!
IFC just unveiled it’s new programming slate, which incidentally is made of complete win. Subsequently, their new tagline is “Always On. Slightly Off”; surely this sounds appropriate given that one of their best original comedies is The Whitest Kids U’Know, a very off-color comedy show that is known for such skits as Slow Jerk and Cubicle Boss as well as the hilarious if...
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