February 2010
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January 2010
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Jan 30th
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JUDGMENT DAY
tesslynch: The thing about airing your obnoxious opinions prolifically on Yelp is that I can see into your soul and decide that you’re a jackass, and I don’t even know you. First off, this tesslynch character IS officially my tumblr crush. Sorry ladies (uh, and Paul…). Also, I’m a giant faggot for even saying something that retarded considering I fought the very idea of anyone...
Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
“They went to war because their country ordered them to…but in the end they...”
– We Were Soldiers
Jan 11th
WatchWatch
LOL greatest prank of ALL - FUCKING - TIME.
Jan 11th
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Jan 11th
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RE: Hey! Wait! I've Got A New Complaint!
tesslynch: … Also, why are there not more niche-marketed dating services? I’ve had this idea (DON’T STEAL MY MONEYMAKER!!!) that’s a service where you join and recommend your single friends who give you permission to other users. My friends who use dating services (so many of you! No shame!) have had the creepiest dates from them. Isn’t there a way to make people feel less sleazy for...
Jan 9th
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Jan 9th
Jan 6th
Don't get me wrong,
drinkyourjuice: love is the greatest thing on this planet and it’s magical and perfect and what keeps us all going, etc. But, like, fuck. What a burden to love someone and resist the temptation to tell them every single time they open their stupid, stupid mouth. You have to poop? Really? I think you are perfect. Fuck. I mean. Okay, yeah, go ahead to the bathroom. See you in a few. Ms....
Jan 2nd
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Jan 2nd
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Jan 2nd