There was muff flyin’ everywhere. Talkin’ knee deep in muff. Had to get your muff-waders on. You know what I mean? Needless to say, there was a high volume of muff. Is there anyone at this point of the story who is confused as to how much muff there was? Cuz I can keep goin’ with the analogies. Okay, you know the great wall of China? Imagine that’s entirely made of muff. You know those water cannons that riot police shoot to hose down crowds? Imagine the only thing comin’ out is liquid muff. At like, three thousand pounds per second. Yeah. We got it covered? Mkay, muff said.
— Will Ferrell as George W. Bush, “Your Welcome, America: A Final Night With George W. Bush”

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