davidrogers

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Oldie But Goodie: Halloween 2009. Inspired by “Terry Bernadino” if he were to be thrown in jail. My buddy Ken went as a sexually confused redneck, wearing suspiciously flashy cowboy clothing and every once in awhile he’d slip up and say something gay, followed by vehement testimony to the contrary. Once in awhile I would flirt with him and he’d flirt back but then say how non-gay he was. People didn’t catch on to the theme for quite some time.

Side Note: There is nothing sexy about vomiting a stomach full of beer and various spirits at 3 in the morning in a prison bitch costume. Just saying.

Interesting Fact: I was able to get all of the pieces for this costume at Walmart. Coincidence?

…I wonder what the Salvation Army said when they got THIS in a drop-off!