davidrogers

Remembering The Dead

Every time some old rich windbag dies, it’s as if all the shitty things they did in their life are completely nullified and instead replaced with the “charitable” things they did. “Sure, business tycoon William Archibald III was a rude, arrogant asshole and would have buried his own mother alive on Christmas if it made him money, but look at all the great things he did with those tax write-offs and incentives!” Most of the time the claims made are fairly off the mark; all in the name of trying to be polite and not speak ill of the dead. It got me thinking: what if this happened when everyone died?

Boston Strangler Remembered For Soft Hands; Even Softer Heart.

Adolf Hitler Known For Inspirational Speeches That Captured A Nation(s).

Staff of San Quentin Penitentiary Fondly Reflect on Scott Peterson’s Baking Aptitude, Delicious “Prison-berry Crumblier.”

Stephen Baldwin Leaves Behind Legacy As “Actor’s Actor”, Not At All A Famewhoring Douchebag.