GPOYW: Deer In A Headlight Edition.
Needless to say, I’m a fucking retard.
ATTN LADIES: I am handsome, and you desire me. ALSO: one time I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich but I didn’t have any peanut butter or jelly so I made a ham and mustard sandwich but it wasn’t as good.
GPOYW: Pop Ya’ Colla’ Liek Yer Kewl Edition
GPOYW: Giant-Ass Ben Affleck Head Edition.
Someone put me in a movie. Preferably not about sex in the Holocaust this time.
GPOYW: LOOK INTO MY EYEEESSS!
It occurred to me whilst taking this picture that I don’t so much care that you think I’m funny as I care that you think I’m skinny and possibly even somewhat attractive. We all have needs. Meet mine halfway.
Inquisitive. Intuitive. Delectable. Crashed on friend’s couch for 3 days straight.
It’s been awhile. How do you do?
I thought the irony of posting my first GPOYW on Thursday seemed like the best way to start such a series. Then again, I’d probably never stick to a series like that…as I don’t take many pictures of myself in the first place.
In related news, I really need a tan and a shave. Damn you winter/laziness!
Follow me because you have nothing better to do with your life you fuck.
I also do twitter (@fullblowndave).
